On My Shopping List
- Sexy Business Suit
- An Elegant Evening Gown
- Long Winter Coat
- A Short pleated skirt
- Another Wig - something sophisticated in reds
- Bangles
- Big Hoop Earrings
- A gorgeous Corset
- Skyscraper Court Shoes
- More Makeup
- Little Black Dress
- Gothic ballgown
- Heart shaped pink shades
- A New Costume - not sure what though!
- Email me with your suggestions or shopping links.
What's in, What's Out
But don't take my word for it...
| So Uncool | v's | So Cool |
|---|
| 'Posh' Spice | | Kylie |
| Big Pink Ballgowns | | Elegant Evening Gowns |
| Spiceworld - The Movie | | Rocky Horror Picture Show |
| Real Fur coats | | Long swinging coats, fake fur |
| Hairy Legs | | Thigh Boots |
| Lilly Savage | | Eddie Izzard |
| Blonde hair | | Dyed hair |
| Subscription Web sites | | My Web Site :) |
| Dirty old men | | Kinky uniforms |
| 'Knickers' | | 'Panties' |
| Links pages with no descriptions | | The Angels Webring |
Articles I Plan To Write
- About Being Blonde - Looks maketh the girl.
- Where Wigs Go To Die.
- Some serious advice.
- Shopping.. Must write about shopping.
- My First Orgy - Well, sort of.
- What it feels like for a girl.
Places to be Photographed (Or Seen) All Dressed Up
(wouldn't it be fun?)
- London - Millenium Eye
- Driver's seat of a Ferrari
- In a Kylie Video
- On the James Bond Set
- Astride a Yamaha R7
- On a desert island
- Attending a Film Premiere
Ways To Tell He's A TV
- His home has mirrors everywhere
- He winces when waxing is mentioned
- He winces when extreme heels are mentioned
- He still wants you to wear extreme heels
- He's never embarassed to buy you lingerie
- He's worn a skirt to EVERY fancy dress party he's ever been to
- Did I say 'skirt'? I meant 'belt' - no skirt can be too short.
- His answer to bad hair days - buy a wig
- He just HATES it when he snags a nail
Why are there SO many Aunts in TV Fiction?
- Here are the rules for writing a story about crossdressing.
- The story MUST feature an Aunt...
- All TVs have Aunts that they stay with regularly
- You can spot a TV - he's the one with a unusually attractive aunt.
- TV's aunts also dress sexily, and have stunning figures.
- TVs regularly do other people's laundry.
- Whilst doing laundry, for the first time ever most men decide to dress up.
- They are always caught. I mean always.
- All aunts have a dominant friend who runs a hairdressers/clothes shop.
- All TVs with aunts have let their hair grow recently.
- Having found their nephew in a bra, all aunts book them in for a perm.
- Signing a piece of paper obliges any man to always wear skirts.
- Men can shave their legs (for the first time ever) perfectly in five minutes.
- At the drop of a hat, all TVs can quit their jobs and move in with their aunt.
- Everyone sees this as perfectly normal and lives happily ever after.
Songs That All TV's Ought to Know
(But you don't have to like them)
- Garbage - Androgeny, and Cherry Lips
- Lou Reed - Walk on The Wild Side
- Kinks - Lola
- Monty Python - I'm a Lumberjack
- No Doubt - I'm Just a Girl (+)
- Suzanne Vega - As Girls Go
- Rocky Horror Show - Sweet Transvestite
- Queen - I Want To Break Free (*)
+ - Actually about being treated badly by sexist males, but I like it.
(The song, that is)
* - Mainly for the video. Who says you can't get away with facial hair..
Films where - Oh Gosh! She was a man all along..
- Without a Clue
- The Crying Game
- Ace Ventura - Pet Detective
- Mary Poppins (only kidding)
Films (and videos) where - I WANT that outfit..
- Moulin Rouge - Both the film and the 'Voulez-vous' video.. wonderful.
- Fifth Element - Jean Paul Gaultier, I love you
- Spiceworld - Every other outfit (and all little Gucci Dresses)
- Fierce Creatures - Jamie Lee Curtis' suit at the start
- Four Weddings... - Every wedding dress :)
- Clue - Guess which outfit?
- George Michael - Too Funky video - Excellent costumes
- Madonna, 'Human Nature' video - Ooooh
- Kylie - every video, especially 'Confide In Me' and 'Can't Get You Out of My Head'
I really want to know who does Kylie's stunning hair and makeup - both are consistently excellent.